You want

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More leads

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More sales

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More authority

Conversion-driven
web copywriting + strategy
for SaaS and B2B brands

Choose your business doppelgänger.

(AKA which person sounds like you?)

Don’t sweat.

I’m here to get you pristine copy that
attracts the right customers, increases
sales, and creates irresistible brands.

Hi! I’m Michal

Proud New Yorker, Extreme Type A-er,
and copywriter obsessed about results.

I help growing businesses leave competitors

scrambling to keep up

via messaging that keeps customers plastered (till their contact lenses hurt).

Hi! I’m Michal

Proud New Yorker, Extreme Type A-er,
and copywriter obsessed about results.

I help growing businesses leave competitors

scrambling to keep up

via messaging that keeps customers
plastered (till their contact lenses hurt).

You:

Relaxed. Confident. Getting regular updates.

Me:

Glued to my chair till every detail is in place. (‘cept for ice cream breaks)
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⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ Mildly obsessive? Check

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⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ Allergic to mediocre copy? Double check.

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⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ Swiss-style punctuality? Triple check.

You:

Relaxed. Confident. Getting regular updates.

Me:

Glued to my chair till every detail is in place. (‘cept for ice cream breaks)
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⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ Mildly obsessive? Check

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⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ Allergic to mediocre copy? Double check.

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⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ Swiss-style punctuality? Triple check.

I’ve helped 154 businesses grow
to date. And I’ll do it for you.

“Michal, how can you help me now?”

SALES COPY

You need to sell your (great) product or service. LOTS of it.

But how aware are your
customers? What are their
problems? And how are you
perfectly positioned to solve
them?

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But how aware are your
customers? What are their
problems? And how are you
perfectly positioned to solve
them?

SALES COPY

You need to sell your (great) product or service. LOTS of it.

But how aware are your
customers? What are their
problems? And how are you
perfectly positioned to solve
them?

"

But how aware are your
customers? What are their
problems? And how are you
perfectly positioned to solve
them?

SALES COPY

You need to sell your (great) product or service. LOTS of it.

But how aware are your
customers? What are their
problems? And how are you
perfectly positioned to solve
them?

"

But how aware are your
customers? What are their
problems? And how are you
perfectly positioned to solve
them?

Why would you want to work with a perfectionista copywriter?

You can sleep. Blissfully.

You never get stood up, left wondering: ‘where in the world is my copy?’ I don’t do late. I don’t do mediocre. In fact, I don’t do anything I can’t excel in, because I’m a Perfectionist with a capital P.

You can sleep. Blissfully.

You never get stood up, left wondering: ‘where in the world is my copy?’ I don’t do late. I don’t do mediocre. In fact, I don’t do anything I can’t excel in, because I’m a Perfectionist with a capital P.

You can sleep. Blissfully.

You never get stood up, left wondering: ‘where in the world is my copy?’ I don’t do late. I don’t do mediocre. In fact, I don’t do anything I can’t excel in, because I’m a Perfectionist with a capital P.

You can sleep. Blissfully.

You never get stood up, left wondering: ‘where in the world is my copy?’ I don’t do late. I don’t do mediocre. In fact, I don’t do anything I can’t excel in, because I’m a Perfectionist with a capital P.

You can sleep. Blissfully.

You never get stood up, left wondering: ‘where in the world is my copy?’ I don’t do late. I don’t do mediocre. In fact, I don’t do anything I can’t excel in, because I’m a Perfectionist with a capital P.

A few things I’ve
done for past clients:

Tripled an established nonprofit’s revenue

Improved a client’s site conversions by 200%

Raised a client’s email open rates by 300%

This nonprofit email campaign raised $31,000 in 72 hours.

This fundraising email got a 33.1% open rate + 14.3% click-through rate

This email campaign helped grow a SaaS company’s client base by over 50% in less than 30 days.

Your business is not a joke.

You can’t afford to throw dollar bills at some “expert” (while
crossing your fingers and praying for results). You need a
hungry perfectionist who never stops learning — someone
who’s invested 1000s of dollars + hours in ongoing training and
peer critique to make sure YOU get an extraordinary return.

So… how’s your story
 going to end?

Hire Me

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Get sharp, on-brand copy that feels exquisitely right
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Get sharp, on-brand copy that feels exquisitely right
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Get sharp, on-brand copy that feels exquisitely right

Don’t hire me

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Get sharp, on-brand copy that feels exquisitely right
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Get sharp, on-brand copy that feels exquisitely right
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Get sharp, on-brand copy that feels exquisitely right

Yes! I need this done RIGHT