You want
More leads
More sales
More authority
Conversion-driven
web copywriting + strategy
for SaaS and B2B brands
Choose your business doppelgänger.



Don’t sweat.
I’m here to get you pristine copy that
attracts the right customers, increases
sales, and creates irresistible brands.
Hi! I’m Michal
Proud New Yorker, Extreme Type A-er,
and copywriter obsessed about results.

scrambling to keep up
Hi! I’m Michal
Proud New Yorker, Extreme Type A-er,
and copywriter obsessed about results.
scrambling to keep up
plastered (till their contact lenses hurt).

You:
Relaxed. Confident. Getting regular updates.
Me:
⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ Mildly obsessive? Check
⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ Allergic to mediocre copy? Double check.
⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ Swiss-style punctuality? Triple check.
You:
Relaxed. Confident. Getting regular updates.
Me:
⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ Mildly obsessive? Check
⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ Allergic to mediocre copy? Double check.
⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ ⎯ Swiss-style punctuality? Triple check.
I’ve helped 154 businesses grow
to date. And I’ll do it for you.




“Michal, how can you help me now?”
SALES COPY
You need to sell your (great) product or service. LOTS of it.
But how aware are your
customers? What are their
problems? And how are you
perfectly positioned to solve
them?
But how aware are your
customers? What are their
problems? And how are you
perfectly positioned to solve
them?
SALES COPY
You need to sell your (great) product or service. LOTS of it.
But how aware are your
customers? What are their
problems? And how are you
perfectly positioned to solve
them?
But how aware are your
customers? What are their
problems? And how are you
perfectly positioned to solve
them?
SALES COPY
You need to sell your (great) product or service. LOTS of it.
But how aware are your
customers? What are their
problems? And how are you
perfectly positioned to solve
them?
But how aware are your
customers? What are their
problems? And how are you
perfectly positioned to solve
them?
Why would you want to work with a perfectionista copywriter?

You can sleep. Blissfully.
You never get stood up, left wondering: ‘where in the world is my copy?’ I don’t do late. I don’t do mediocre. In fact, I don’t do anything I can’t excel in, because I’m a Perfectionist with a capital P.

You can sleep. Blissfully.
You never get stood up, left wondering: ‘where in the world is my copy?’ I don’t do late. I don’t do mediocre. In fact, I don’t do anything I can’t excel in, because I’m a Perfectionist with a capital P.

You can sleep. Blissfully.
You never get stood up, left wondering: ‘where in the world is my copy?’ I don’t do late. I don’t do mediocre. In fact, I don’t do anything I can’t excel in, because I’m a Perfectionist with a capital P.

You can sleep. Blissfully.
You never get stood up, left wondering: ‘where in the world is my copy?’ I don’t do late. I don’t do mediocre. In fact, I don’t do anything I can’t excel in, because I’m a Perfectionist with a capital P.

You can sleep. Blissfully.
You never get stood up, left wondering: ‘where in the world is my copy?’ I don’t do late. I don’t do mediocre. In fact, I don’t do anything I can’t excel in, because I’m a Perfectionist with a capital P.
A few things I’ve
done for past clients:
Tripled an established nonprofit’s revenue
Improved a client’s site conversions by 200%
Raised a client’s email open rates by 300%
Your business is not a joke.
You can’t afford to throw dollar bills at some “expert” (while
crossing your fingers and praying for results). You need a
hungry perfectionist who never stops learning — someone
who’s invested 1000s of dollars + hours in ongoing training and
peer critique to make sure YOU get an extraordinary return.





So… how’s your story
going to end?
Hire Me
Don’t hire me
Yes! I need this done RIGHT